When Justin Sunk My Battleship
….(Continued from Chapter 21)…. As previously noted, Jessica (pictured above) was the seductive dancer who worked for the PussyCat Lounge. But did I mention how she thought I was the backup catcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks? I didn’t tell her I played for the Diamondbacks, she just assumed I was guilty by association … and [...]
How I Impersonated Someone to Meet Reva
….(Continued from Chapter 21)…. While the crowd was preparing for the band O.A.R.’s performance, I spotted the most challenging object of desire dancing onstage. And just like Jessica from the PussyCat Lounge, I needed to figure out a way to get close to her. The only way to accomplish this was to get backstage, but [...]
Meeting Stormin’ Norman Schwarzkopf
….(Continued from Chapter 12)…. “What brought you to Tampa?” I asked, sitting on her Zebra striped couch. “My dad was in the military,” she replied. “What does that have to do with Tampa?” I questioned. “This is where the U.S. Central Command Center is,” Jess informed. “Which branch did he serve?” I asked. “He was [...]
When I Met The Rapper Paul Wall
….(Continued from Chapter 20)…. We skipped through the line and were let in a side entrance to his booth, which was more like a concession stand. Chris convened with him, Justin converged and Edwin congregated – I was last in line to introduce myself. After a quick once-over, Paul Wall then smiled with his platinum [...]




